1997 Jackson DK2 Dinky Eerie Dess Swirl

Over the years, I've seen many self-help gurus say something along the lines of, "If you want something, ask for it," or "You'll never get it if you don't ask." I thought about these statements as I was cleaning this Dinky and decided that they were right, so I am asking one of you among the approximately 750 million guitar players in the world for $1250.00 plus shipping for this guitar. Now, when that one guy I'm looking for sees this ad, he may ask me back, "Well, Ray Mauldin. What do I get for my money?" That's a more than fair question, so here's the answer to it.

To begin, this guitar is in exceptionally fine condition, so we view it as one of if not the nicest examples of an Eerie Dess DK2 on the market today. That's literally a miracle since it originally came in a gigbag and I simply couldn't have that, so I housed it in this clean and quality Gator case. Now it's properly protected and ready to ship.

Speaking of cases, this one has been vacuumed out and wiped down. I don't know if you've ever received a guitar and the inside of the case looked like a bunch of cats had a bachelor's party in it, but that is not the case here. The interior of this case has been well-attended to. Clean cases are a top priority around here.

Now to the guitar. When it arrives, you'll notice that it's clean, restrung with fresh strings and set up from tip to toe. Equally important is the moment you tune the guitar up and hit that first chord. It either brings a "hell yeah" to you or it doesn't and our single goal here is to get that "hell yeah" every time. I'm asking you for money and you should get an equal value for every dollar- I know I'd want it. And, I know that when a new guitar arrives, you look it over well- some more than others but you'll not find one fingerprint or smudge on one of our guitars, meaning that no one will have handled your new baby and then just put it in the case. That's not how it's done around here.

Finally, we want you to be happy with your purchase so you'll also receive a 48-hour, no hassle or argument return policy. If you're going to enter a BBQ contest, then you better have a badass pig, as my boy, Big Mel would say. Folks, this Dinky is indeed one badass pig.

So there we have it, Ladies and Gents- my Tuesday morning thoughts over a cup of coffee and a lesson on how to equate a cat's bachelor party, BBQ, and a self-help question with a guitar. We're absolutely confident that this Chusin Gakki factory-made assassin will satisfy somebody's Jackson craving- the question is, will it be you?