Description

Look, let’s be honest—you don’t want this guitar. It’s just too much. The roasted swamp ash body? Too resonant. The roasted flame maple neck and fingerboard? Too smooth, too fast. And the stainless steel jumbo frets? They’ll just make playing effortless, and where’s the struggle in that?

The Thornbucker neck and SSH bridge pickups? Oh, they’re too versatile—capable of everything from vintage warmth to high-gain shred. And with a push-pull coil split? Forget it. You’d have too many tones at your fingertips. It’s just unfair to other guitarists.

And don’t get me started on the Suhr 2-post recessed tremolo and locking tuners. You’re telling me you can bend, dive, and wail without losing tuning stability? That’s just cheating.

Topped off with black hardware, a laser black logo, and a stunning Purple Haze finish—this thing is basically a work of art disguised as a shred machine. Oh, and it comes with a hard case, because, of course, it does.

So, do yourself a favor: don’t get this guitar… unless you want to own one of the most finely crafted, versatile, and drop-dead gorgeous instruments on the planet. But hey, that’s your call.

Other specifications include:

Roasted Swamp Ash Body 2-Piece
Arm, Hand, & Tummy Contours
Roasted Flame Maple Neck
Roasted Maple Fingerboard
Original Matching Headstock
Modern Elliptical .800 - .850"
10" - 14" Radius
Standard Roll
1.650" width Tusq Nut
Stainless Steel, Jumbo 24 Frets
Black Hardware
Suhr 2-Post Tremolo Recessed
Suhr Locking Tuners
Thornbucker Neck Pickup
SSH Bridge Pickup
1 Volume, 1 Tone, 5-Way Blade
Push-pull, split both humbuckers
Laser Black Logo
Black Side & Face Dots
Hard case
6 lbs 15 oz